Written by Jacob Ibrag
User loading. This was such a bad idea,
we’ve never even met. Two months in though,
I have to see if this is real. Shit, what if she has a dick?!
This was a bad idea. Why isn’t this program closing?
X, X, X! This was for sure a catfish situation. Losing my
mind on my on manifestation. Screw you Yaniv Schulman.
Fears of petrification on sight of a possible erection. And here
I am. Stupid window won’t leave me be. Three, Two, One.
He’s a she. Relief, you look just like you r picture. Nothing else
matters and I’m glad I was patient for this. No regrets, just
you and me. Her smile disappears, yea I’ve put on a few. Yea
I’ve gone a little bald, don’t be afraid. Now you’re screaming
at me, screaming catfish. Drama queen. Here I am again,
black screen in my face at four in the morning.
I hate you Yaniv Schulman.
Art by Nigel Tomm