Written by Jacob Ibrag
Click. Google Search. ‘I hate my job.’
Results. ‘Top five reasons you should leave
her.’ Off topic, kinda relevant. Click. Reason one,
‘she doesn’t appreciate you anymore.’ Reason two,
‘you fell out of love.’ Reason three, ‘you find yourself
thinking about other women.’ Reason four, ‘you’re
not growing together.’ Reason five, ‘you’re not
happy, and haven’t been for a long time.’ Exit
page. Click. Microsoft Word. Resignation
letter, ‘I think we need to break up.’
Eyes + Words 
brilliant!
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Thanks 🙂
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Reblogged this on crowdCONNX and commented:
Humours and full of wisdom… Can be applied to nearly anything in life.
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Really nice…
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Thanks Sanjay 🙂
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You are welcome…😊
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This is very nice excellent
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Thanks Morgan 🙂
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Better than getting fired 🙂
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BTW- loved the brillance
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Thank you very much 🙂
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Yes!!!! Times a million
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Thanks haha 🙂
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What if 4 out 5 has been on mind. Can i start over, or just keep going like a zombie in my marriage
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I think it’s safe to say that you have a little bit of thinking to do. Three would be enough for me haha.
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“I love my job. I love the pay!
~I love it more and more each day.
~I love my boss, he is the best!
~I love his boss and all the rest.
~I love my office and its location. I hate to have to go on vacation.
~I love my furniture, drab and grey, and piles of paper that grow each day!
~I think my job is swell, there’s nothing else I love so well.
~I love to work among my peers, I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers.
~I love my computer and its software; I hug it often though it won’t care.
~I love each program and every file, I’d love them more if they worked a while.
~I’m happy to be here. I am. I am.
~I’m the happiest slave of the Firm, I am.
~I love this work. I love these chores.
~I love the meetings with deadly bores.
~I love my job – I’ll say it again – I even love those friendly men.
~Those friendly men who’ve come today, in clean white coats to take me away!!!!!”
― Dr. Seuss 🙂
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So funny, how when you fall out of love, everything becomes, so impersonal, like a business transaction, doesn’t it???
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Ha! Clever 🙂
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Thanks 🙂
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Totally awesome, each single word of it
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Thanks Isabelle 🙂
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